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We don't think so, and ever since the 20th Century we've been working around the clock and around the globe to make it a reality on every continent and in every country. We know it's not easy but we know it is possible because we've seen the amazing PEACE POWER of Tangle.
AMAZING DISCOVERY JUST MADE BY SCIENTISTS!
STUNNING TEST RESULTS JUST REPORTED!
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AMAZING DISCOVERY MADE BY ACTUAL SCIENTISTS!
STUNNING TEST RESULTS REPORTED & CONFIRMED!
International Testing Reveals Amazing "Peace Power" of Tangle!
Preliminary test results later confirmed by a comprehensive and conclusive review prove convincingly that playing with a Tangle Toy is more than just Twisted Good Fun, Tangle play actually eliminates all violent thought, word, and deed. It's true, brain chemistry analysis proves it!
The testing, conducted throughout the United States, Asia and Europe, and funded by an anonymous fan of the toy, provided "clinical evidence of a noticeable and measurable change in brain chemistry."
Similar to an endorphin release, but with a more calming, soothing effect that apparently triggers an increased flow of the chemical serotonin, the result is an inability of Tanglers to effectively access the part of their brain where hostile behavior originates.
For years Tangle has been used by hospitals, schools, therapists and corporate business to reduce stress and allow people to tap into their creative potential.
"I'm just as shocked and delighted as everyone else," says Tangle inventor, Richard X. Zawitz. "We've always known that Tangle has THE MAGIC IN THE MOTION, and now I guess we know why. Now the time has come to use the PEACE POWER of Tangle to reach 'Peace Through Creativity' and the new Tangle Peace Plan will guarantee that.
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1. RAISING A TANGLED GENERATION
Tangle = Twisted Good Kids. Violent Toys = Twisted Bad Kids. We'll give a free Tangle to any kid who turns in a violent toy to be destroyed. We'll destroy toy guns, violent video games, and other toys that promote violence. It's time to raise a Tangled Generation. The Peace Power is in their hands with Tangle.
2. PEACE CORPS "PEACE BY PIECE"
Tangle Donation Program To Help Build A Better World! Tangle Toys will donate a percentage of the sale from each Tangle Toy sold to the Peace Corps to help in their global efforts. We'll also donate Tangle Toys to kids' charities around the world. A world that Tangles together stays connected.
3. TANGLED AT THE TOP
Elect to Tangle And Let Freedom Reign! Evil, oppressive leaders need to take a new, more creative and fun approach. A free Tangle is available for any despot, tyrant or dictator who promises to Tangle before making any major decisions. A leader who Tangles will always come up with an imaginative, peaceful solution to any problem.
4. TANGLES BEHIND BARS
Doing Time Is Sublime With Tangle! Free Tangles will be donated to every prison whose warden requests them. Prisoners who Tangle do not fight or try to escape. The work they do dramatically improves, as shown by our test on a Georgia chain gang, who built an innovative kids' park out of old tires in their free time.
5. TANGLE THERAPY
Better Brains and Thoughts Through Tangling! Tangle is the obvious answer to low self esteem, repressed hostility and general unhappiness. Inner peace is the key to world peace. Therefore a free Tangle will be sent to any mental health professional who writes on their letterhead to request one.
6. TANGLE 500 BUSINESS PLAN
The Road To A Stress Free, Happy, Fun Place To Work! Any Fortune 500 CEO who writes in to request them will get Tangles for their entire management team. And who needs them more? The employees will not only experience peace and harmony in the workplace, the company will also see more productivity through their creativity.
7. TANGLING AWAY THE ROAD RAGE
Calms, Soothes & Protects Behind The Wheel! Nothing has proved more effective than a Tangle on every dashboard of every car on the road. Whether you're stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic, were just cut off by a non-Tangler, or are hitting every red light in town, a few twists of the Magic in the Motion and suddenly you're laughing at the great cosmic joke. We'll give a free Tangle to every car manufacturer who promises to include it with their new cars.
8. TANGLE NEWS NETWORK
The Power of A Tangled Media Acting As Peace Messengers! Free Tangles will be given to any reporter, columnist or DJ who wants to prove Tangle's Peace Power for themselves and report on the results. Once they experience the Magic In The Motion they will want to share the discovery with the world.
9. CONNECT WITH TWISTED GOOD FRIENDS
Tangle Links People Around The World United In Fun! Every Tangle sold at every store around the planet adds another believer in Twisted Good Fun, and links that person through the Magic In the Motion to fellow Tanglers wherever they may be. Using the Tangle Toys website (www.tangletoys.com) allows all Tangle lovers to link, share and communicate their creativity to each other.
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